If you live in Illinois, today is the deadline to register to vote in the primaries.
If you live in Illinois and want to vote but don’t want to go to some horrible bureaucratic hellhole simply print of the form you can get here and send it in today.
Voting in primaries is especially important in states like Illinois and Texas where one party dominates, so if you share my interest in complaining about local politics please register.
That goes for: liberals and conservatives, democrats and republicans, ninjas and pirates.
Also: socialists, libertarians, Unitarians, librarians and septuagenarians.